Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"   A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts...

Why did the girl give the snowman a coat                              Because he was Frosty What's a good time for santa to come down the chimney         When the firefighters come Where do snowmen...